How's your hair? Mine is driving me ca-razy. Like bushy-fro-homeless person-jungle woman crazy. I have what you call volume. I have a hair surplus. I'm Hyper-follicular.
It's time for a haircut which means it's time once again for me to attempt to pretend I'm remotely close to thinking about maybe chopping it all off.
Yeah, pretty sure I'm not going to, but that doesn't stop me from Googling images...
Someday I might just start to think about possibly doing it. Maybe.